Remember that IceBreaker?
Everyone goes around the room and introduces themselves with their first name and an adjective with the same initial as their first name?
Around high school I started realizing Melanie had a better adjective to link up to than Marvelous, Magnificent or Magical. (Which was helpful, because although I consider myself all that and more, usually the Matt’s, Mike’s, Melissa’s and myself would run out of adjectives to compete for.)
Mel the Mess.
I’ll let you guess why.